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All "British Arctic Territory" flags are hoaxes, developed by Clay Moss et al. on April Fools' Days
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![[British Arctic Territory hoax]](../images/g/gb!batfs.gif) image 
by Clay Moss, 1 April 2007
 
image 
by Clay Moss, 1 April 2007
Here, we have the ensign of the BAT Fire Service. Currently, the fire service 
consists of a guy named Bob who has an extra fire extinguisher in his office in 
case of emergency. However, in the mock territory world, there are plans under 
way to build up the fire service considerably. First, the government of the UK 
will be donating a fire truck for use in the event of a major fire in or around 
Alert. It will be stationed out by the airfield. Secondly, there is talk of the 
territory trying to get its hands on equipment that would effectively turn the 
HMS Narwhal into a fire fighting boat. Thus far, the students currently 
governing the territory haven't figured out where that extra cash will come 
from.
Clay Moss, 1 April 2007
![[British Arctic Territory hoax]](../images/g/gb!batfsf.gif) image by Peter Hans van den Muijzenberg, 1 April 2008 and 1 April 2012
 
image by Peter Hans van den Muijzenberg, 1 April 2008 and 1 April 2012
Bob obviously can't fly the BAT Fire Service Ensign from his office, as that 
could only be flown from HMS Narwhal in its capacity of a fire fighting boat. 
The Garter King of Arms proposed 3:5 as the ratio for quartered flags, and the 
Alert Pursuivant of Arms Extraordinary would not go against him for the British 
Arctic Territory Fire Service Flag.
Clay Moss, 21 October 2008
![[British Arctic Territory hoax]](../images/g/gb!batfs_j.gif) image by Peter Hans van den Muijzenberg, 1 April 2013
 
image by Peter Hans van den Muijzenberg, 1 April 2013
There is a Fire Service jack (Fire Service flag squared) for those times when 
the HMBATS Narwhal is serving as a fire boat.
Clay Moss, 21 October 
2008
![[British Arctic Territory hoax]](../images/g/gb!batfsj.gif) image by Clay Moss, 1 April 2014
 
image by Clay Moss, 1 April 2014
This jack follows the Gambian fiasco - see Ambassador's ensign, jacked.
![[British Arctic Territory hoax]](../images/g/gb!bat_cd1.gif) image by John Cachrie Campbell, 9 November 2015
 
image by John Cachrie Campbell, 9 November 2015
 
![[British Arctic Territory hoax]](../images/g/gb!batas.gif) image by Clay Moss and Miles Li, 31 March 2024
 
image by Clay Moss and Miles Li, 31 March 2024
 
![[British Arctic Territory hoax]](../images/g/gb!bat_trl.gif) image by Tomislav Todorovic, 1 April 2018
 
image by Tomislav Todorovic, 1 April 2018
The BAT Thin Red Line Flag honors the personnel of the British Arctic 
Territory’s legendary Fire, Emergency Care, and Evacuation Services (BATFECES), 
which was founded to train local fire fighters techniques to fight any large and 
uncontrollable wild fire which might break out in the more remote tropical 
rainforest regions of British Arctic Territory. These fires do remain a bit 
problematic since it is yet to be discovered how to keep a fire burning in the 
region. 
Thus far, the only fire fighter reported to have lost his life in 
the line of duty was Fire Captain I.P. Freely, who died in March 20 of 1918, in 
the coastal city of Brr, while attempting to rescue a rare Arctic Aardvark from 
a tree. He reportedly slipped on the icy rung of his ladder and fell into a snow 
bank containing contaminated yellow snow. Details of the incident have 
mysteriously disappeared from the city’s public records, but local legend claims 
he developed a bad case of frost bite from the fall. He later succumbed after 
claiming workmen’s compensation for 35 years.
Pete Loeser, 1 April 
2018