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All "British Arctic Territory" flags are hoaxes, developed by Clay Moss et al. on April Fools' Days
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![[Alert Ice Sailing Club (hoax)]](../images/g/gb!aisc.gif) image 
by Clay Moss, 1 April 2016
 
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by Clay Moss, 1 April 2016
Celebrating its 21st birthday, the beautiful metropolis of Alert 
presents the flag of the newly formed Alert Ice Sailing Club. 
The club 
has actually existed from the beginning of the BAT as a territory, but the flag 
and ensign of choice for the club was the BAT red ensign. As interest in the 
club exploded and ice boat tonnage rose, it was appropriately decided that the 
club needed its own flag, and thus the attached image.
The club is in the 
application process for a Royal Warrant that would make it the first "royal" ice 
sailing club. Only time will tell if the warrant transpires, but word out of 
Buckingham Palace sounds encouraging.
Clay Moss, 1 April 2016
![[Alert Ice Sailing Club (hoax)]](../images/g/gb!aisc@.gif) image 
by Peter Hans van den Muijzenberg, 1 April 2016
 
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by Peter Hans van den Muijzenberg, 1 April 2016
When a club adopts its own flag later in its existence, it often takes the 
emblem from its burgee, and the AISC is no exception. Now, for a flag, obviously 
an ice sailer would be turned so that the proud polar bear in its sail would 
face the hoist. For a club burgee there's no such concern, which is fortunate as 
the shape of the charge wouldn't go well with the shape of the burgee that 
way. Hence, the ice sailer isn't turned in the burgee. 
 Peter Hans van den Muijzenberg, 1 April 2016
There was considerable discussion at the Office of Vexillology as to whether 
or not the ice boat should point toward the hoist, or point more naturally 
toward the fly relative to what it is. Mr. Wynn Jammer, the artist of the ice 
boat defacement pointed out that the sail on the ice boat was positioned to 
tack. Therefore the boat needed to be facing toward the hoist, as it is sailing 
into the wind.
As the officer's flags currently represent people who 
typically flee from their duties, flyward facing ice boats are perfectly 
acceptable metaphorically.
Clay Moss, 1 April 2016
 The American ice 
yacht clubs of old appear to have preferred officers
flags that were rectangular with crossing red and blue stripes, but the Alert 
Ice Sailing Club isn't from that era. It's no surprise then, that the 
officers' flags follow the American system of rectangular flags but use the 
British system of officers and defacements: Commodore, derived from the burgee, 
with no defacement; vice-commodore, derived from 
the burgee, with one disk; rear commodore, derived from 
the burgee, with two disks.
Peter Hans van den Muijzenberg, 1 April 2016
 
![[Alert Ice Sailing Club (hoax)]](../images/g/gb!aisc@co.gif) image 
by Peter Hans van den Muijzenberg, 1 April 2016
 
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by Peter Hans van den Muijzenberg, 1 April 2016
 
![[Alert Ice Sailing Club (hoax)]](../images/g/gb!aisc@vc.gif) image 
by Peter Hans van den Muijzenberg, 1 April 2016
 
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by Peter Hans van den Muijzenberg, 1 April 2016