Troop 725 Newsletter - Humor Page - Boy Scouts of America

	Troop 725 Glen Burnie, Maryland	Four Rivers District	Baltimore Area Council

Newsletter - March 2005

Humor Page

WORDS OF WISDOM Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them. If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it. Never buy a car you can't push. Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their maker. The early worm gets eaten by the bird, so sleep late. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer you live. Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once. submitted by Chris Wyatt
Troop 725 scouts, parents and leaders are invited to submit jokes and humorous stories to Scoutmaster Bill

WORDS OF WISDOM

Always keep your words soft and sweet,
just in case you have to eat them.

If you lend someone $20, and never see
that person again, it was probably worth it.

Never buy a car you can't push.

Drive carefully. It's not only cars that
can be recalled by their maker.

The early worm gets eaten by the bird,
so sleep late.

When everything's coming your way,
you're in the wrong lane.

Birthdays are good for you; the more
you have, the longer you live.

Some mistakes are too much fun
to only make once.

submitted by Chris Wyatt

Troop 725 scouts, parents and leaders are invited
to submit jokes and humorous stories to Scoutmaster Bill

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